Devious Journal Entry

Link to Randomizer:
randompokemon.com
Instructions:
Set Pokemon to: 'All Regions', 'All Types'
Set Generate to: '1'


0. This is you.
Klefki


Hell yes!!


1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
Ferrothorn



I'm okay with this


2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
Miltank


hm aright


3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
Mienfoo



You better help



4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:
Swadloon


Why


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Cyndaquil


Okay


6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Joltik


Cynical-Photographer look your still smol


7. This Pokémon is your ex:
Kabutops


Oh


8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:
Diggersby


Leave me alone


9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Cherubi


I'm okay with this


10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
Barboach


You ass give me back my cake


11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:
Zygarde


How did you get into my bed


12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
Stunfisk


I don't know how you did it but good job


13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and steal your shoes:
Diglett


Why you don't even have feet!!


14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Spritzee


I got it before it evolved 


 15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Wailmer


Hell yeah, I've gotta draw this


16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:
Bergmite


Cutie you can read to me anytime


17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
Azumarill


Awesome


18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
Archen


well


19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
Grovyle


No! Grovyle


 20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Wormadam


Get out of my basement!


21. This Pokémon plays you in an alternate universe:
Azelf

Even better, holy shit!
 


22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
Bronzong


Hell yeah


23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
Furret


Lets draw!



24. This Pokémon is the first Pokémon you will encounter:
Shinx


Alright



25. This Pokémon will take care of you when you're unable to:
Oddish


I don't see how you would but i'm fine with this


26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
Poochyena


O: No


 27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
Poliwag


Why do you want my hats?!


 28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Stoutland


I need my money back now


29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
Minun


Hell yeah lets stay up all night

30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
Audino


Have fun